White House Warns Trump Not To F**k With Michelle Obama

Earlier today Michelle Obama gave a speech slamming Donald Trump for unfounded sexual assault allegations. She did this in support of Hillary Clinton, ignoring the very real sexual assaults committed by her husband. Trump is not known for letting attacks on him go without a response, but the White House has issued a warning to the GOP candidate to back off and resist addressing Michelle’s slander.

At a New Hampshire rally on Thursday, the First Lady absolutely went off on Trump, though she wouldn’t actually use his name. In reality, Michelle could have just as easily been talking about Hillary’s husband Bill.

She started out by referencing a person, “who, over the course of his lifetime and the course of this campaign, has said things about women that are so shocking, so demeaning that I simply will not repeat anything here today.”

Michelle then gave this unnamed person shit for, “actually bragging about sexually assaulting women.”

“This was a powerful individual speaking freely and openly about sexually predatory behavior, and actually bragging about kissing and groping women, using language so obscene that many of us were worried about our children hearing it when we turn on the TV,” said Michelle.

“And to make matters worse, it now seems very clear that this isn’t an isolated incident. It’s one of countless examples of how he has treated women his whole life,” she continued.

I know what you are thinking: is she talking about Bill Clinton? I mean, he’s been abusing and assaulting women his whole life, right? Here’s how you can tell the difference: According to the liberal media, Donald Trump’s vulgar locker room talk was really him describing sexually assaulting women, so Michelle is talking about Trump. Bill Clinton has actually sexually assaulted women, but he doesn’t brag about it in public.

Michelle went on and on like this forever, finally concluding that we should vote for Hillary Clinton because, “she is a loving, loyal wife.” I’m not even kidding here, Michelle says we should vote for Hillary because she has stood by her raping, sexual assaulting, philandering husband.

In any case, the tone and content of this speech was incredibly hostile to Donald Trump. Just in case he is thinking launching a counter attack, the White House has a stern warning for him. Aboard Air Force One, principal deputy White House press secretary Eric Schultz told reporters that Trump better not go after FLOTUS.

“I can’t think of a bolder way for Donald Trump to lose even more standing than he already has than by engaging the first lady of the United States,” said Schultz.

What an arrogant and idiotic warning. First of all, Michelle attacked Trump with lies and liberal bullshit. He has every right to address that stuff. Second, how would Trump lose any standing by going after Michelle’s attack? Do people who love Michelle Obama plan on voting for Trump? The only people who would be offended by a Trump counter attack on Michelle are already not voting for him.

I actually think this is more democrat dirty politics. The White House is trying to goad Trump into attacking Michelle. They know he doesn’t sit back and take baseless attacks without retaliating. They want him to get into it with FLOTUS because they think it will hurt him at the polls.

via: downtrend.com