Trump Dares Hillary To Take A Drug Test Before Next Debate

Hillary Clinton has serious health issues, there’s no doubt about that. She loses consciousness in public, can’t walk up stairs without help, and has frequent mini-seizures. The prevailing theory is that the only way she can make a public appearance is by getting doped up with drugs that momentarily keep her symptoms at bay. Donald Trump wants to test that theory by daring Hillary to take a drug test before the next debate.

Trump issued his challenge at a campaign rally in New Hampshire Saturday.

“Athletes, they make them take a drug test, right. I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate,” said Trump.

The reason why is because Trump noticed Hillary was grinding down at the second presidential debate.

“Why don’t we do that? We should take a drug test, prior, because I don’t know what’s going on with her, but at the beginning of her last debate, she was all pumped up at the beginning, and at the end it was like, ‘Oh, take me down.’ She could barely reach her car,” Trump said.

It makes sense to me. She probably got a little “pick-me-up” to start the debate and as it worn on, her “booster shot” wore off.

“So I think we should take a drug test. I’m willing to do it,” he finished.

This is pretty funny, but it’s actually a good idea. Not only would it expose the extent of Hillary’s health issues, it would clear up the ridiculous liberal conspiracy theory that Trump is a coke-head.

I’m sure Camp Hillary will see this as terribly sexist. Hillary can demand that Trump release his tax returns but if he or any man demands she release her e-mails or Wall Street transcripts then it’s pure sexism all the way. Him asking her to take a drug test probably qualifies as super-sexism in Liberal Land.

In addition to whatever anti-seizure and energy-boosting drugs Hillary is taking, I imagine a drug test would reveal even more experimental medication in her system. As skilled of a liar as she is, she has to be on some kind of bullshit-enhancing drug. It’s simply not natural to be as dishonest as she is with as little remorse as she has.

She also has to be taking some anti-psychotic medication that keeps her from flipping out about her Husband Bill’s sexual misconduct. No person would stand by a spouse who cheats, rapes, and sexually assaults without the aid of a drug that neutralizes the part of the brain responsible for common decency and self-respect.

Finally, she has to be taking a memory suppressant. Not only doesn’t she recall any of the horrible things she’s done, she accuses Trump of doing similar things, only to a lesser extent. I’m almost certain the big drug companies, that Hillary supports, have developed a lack of self-awareness pill.

Donald Trump is definitely on to something here. They should both have to pee in a cup before the next debate. Too bad Hillary would never in a million years submit to a drug test. Not only does she lack transparency, she has some serious bladder control issues as well.

via: downtrend.com

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